Windows 8
by Damon Lord
Windows 8!
Windows 8!
With dread
and doom we now await!
Why do you
try, way too late,
The iPad so to
emulate?
XP was best,
I clearly state.
Vista we did
so berate.
Of Windows
7, I can relate:
OS once more
going straight.
But with
this mess now on our plate,
Why did they
bring us Windows 8?
Metro menus
are not great:
Poor
response, sluggish slate.
The stupid
tiles will start to grate
As I attempt
to navigate.
Start gone
and Task bar, just to create:
In the charm
bar, to conflate.
Should Windows
we abandon at such a rate
For which
you cannot compensate?
I pray you!
Do not reinstate
The stuff in
Vista we did hate.
I sincerely
pray it’s not my fate:
Downgrade
from 7 to Windows 8.