Lines dedicated to the
traditional food-harvesting methods of the Inuits of Western Greenland, and the
conflicts arising therefrom with modern Western opinion of the aforementioned
cultural acts
by
Damon Lord
There once were whale hunters
Up in Disko Bay.
They hunted whales and seals
Every single day.
A Greenpeace activist
Sabotaged their boat.
They caught the long-haired
hippie
And slit the bastard's
throat.