Just around the U-Bend
by
Damon Lord
Just around the U-bend
Around the twist
Lurks the
Gribbly Grabbly Grobbly Gwist
Down the pipe
And beyond the loo
Lives this horrid devil
Amongst all the poo.
Being quite awful
Of a Satanic species
You'd think he'd like it
Among all the faeces
But! He's a stinky demon
Straight from Hell
Yet he doesn't like
The shitty smell
For when your bumhole
Is open wide
He keeps your crap
All packed inside
You sit there feeling
Like a berk
The result: constipation!
Of his magic work
Nothing comes
There is no show.
You push and strain
You cannot go!
Grobbly Gwist's happy!
He's done his bit.
His pipe is clean
Of all your mess.
Take a laxative
Down the hatch
You sit back down
And make a splash
“Don't flush the toilet!”
The demon cries.
It fills his pipe
Right up to his eyes
Gribbly Grabbly's lost!
And you have won!
Who knew that shitting
Could be such fun?
The devil will be back
Fight another day
But you'll be prepared
And then you can say:
I know that just around the U-bend
And around the twist
Lurks the
Gribbly Grabbly Grobbly Gwist
