Sunday, 7 December 2008

Contact Me

Need to contact me? My e-mail address is: pleasedontignoremyemail AT damonlord DOT net

I am fucking tired of spam, seriously. Sorry for the rude words, but that's how it's going to be.

For security reasons and to avoid spam, I have set a few amusing rules for incoming emails.

You must put the words Bacon sandwiches at the beginning of the subject line with your subject text following those words in the subject line.

You must begin the email with the three words Most Noble Lord to ensure it gets through my personal filter, or it won't get through and I will not see it. 

It may be bullshit, but since implementing this, it's become an effective way to stop spam.

Once you've pass the gatekeeper rules above, I may then subsequently grant you knowledge of my actual email. Or not. Sorry to be so strict, but I've had e-fucking-nough of spam and scam emails.